I recently had two smallish trips, one to Munich in Bavaria, the southernmost 'state' of Germany and the other to Aarhus, Denmark. I'll start with the trip to Munich, which happened "Easter Weekend".
Munich (München)
 |
| Every house in Munich (not really, but it kinda felt like that) |
|
Here in Germany, Easter Friday (Karfreitag) and Easter Monday (Ostermontag) and, of course, Easter Sunday -- are all national holidays. I feel a bit weird enjoying having a day off due to someone's religion, but, hey, days off are awesome.
Having not yet been to the region of Germany from which all our cultural German stereotypes arise, I figured it was high time to go wade through crowds of dirndl-wearing ladies carrying giant mugs of beer, while being serenaded by mustachioed oompa-oompa bands.
And, of course, eat lots of delicious artery-clogging food. Like schweinshaxe (pigs ankle) and spannferkel (roasted pig(let?)).
 |
| yum |
The first Bavarian food eaten was at
Zum Dürnbräu, clearly sort of family-run place. The waitresses were in varying dirndls and the barman in a well-worn lederhosen get-up.
We stayed in an awesome hotel, which was picked due to it's super-connectedness (major S-Bahn, U-Bahn, Bus and Tram hub), it's good rates, and the reviews online that insisted it was quiet.
The main things we saw in Munich were Schloß Nymphenburg, the English Garden and the Deutsches Museum.
(a) Schloß Nymphenburg
As you approach:
The pond out front was still semi-frozen. It was fun watching this duck walk around, fall in, then clamber up and walk some more on a slab of ice, etc.
Schloß Nymphenburg was the/a summer residence for the local royalty. We never did make it to the main residence (called "the Residence") in town, so I can't compare the two. A few exhibits were closed down, so we just opted for an audio guide and the sort of 'basic' area.
Here's a view from the main entrance looking back to the approach. Apparently, the wooden box thing is the winter cover for a statue. Clever idea, protecting the from the elements.
View out the back:
The palace was originally built by/for someone in honor of having a kid/boy. That's where all the really elaborate murals come from. The rest of the furnishings and busts and whatnot were apparently much later. Here we go, internet to the rescue:
To celebrate the birth of their son and heir, Elector Ferdinand Maria and his consort Henriette Adelaide of Savoy appointed architect Agostino Barelli to build them a summer residence west of Munich.
Here's the mural ceiling in the main hall. Oriented the pic so that the picture is rightside-up, counter to the hanging chandeliers:
More of the main ballroom:
Bed where either Ludwig I or II was born:
Another famous bed:
The bedrooms (including this one) had side rooms, where the rooms' owner would only allow very dear/close friends to come hang out. This was called the 'china cabinet' due to its decoration:
It influenced the decoration of a nearby room (antechamber?) as well:
One of the big attractions is a 'Gallery of Beauty' that Ludwig I (I really like
this portrait; he really looks like a ladies' man to me in it) had had commissioned, collecting portraits of ladies of all ranks and sorts who he thought looked lovely.
 |
| Gallery of Beauty |
Some of the ladies had accompanying stories in the audioguide.
E.g. The former lady Ellenburg:
She 'loved adventure' and 3 or 4 husbands later, ended up in Damascus, converted to Islam and married to a sheik/sultan.
This one was the daughter of a cobbler, who got a job delivering toys for a toy-maker (the king saw her when she was delivering toys for the royal children). The costume is a snazzied up version of Bavarian clothes at the time (most likely commissioned by the king for the portrait) and would probably work just fine (although maybe a bit modest) at a modern Oktoberfest, I think:
This lady was trouble:
 |
| Lola Montez |
She was originally born in Ireland, one parent British, and auditioned for the dance company in Munich but was turned down, I think. She had decided to pretend to be Spanish, for whatever reason (increase her allure? Maybe Spain was 'exotic'). So, failing to get work as a dancer, she went to petition the (then in his 60's or so) king, Ludwig I. As she approached the throne, she 'fainted', which apparently really caught his attention. Then began a torrid affair that pissed everyone off, since his wife was super popular (so the people weren't happy about him cheating on her) and he did the standard 'elevate favorite to royalty' thing by giving her some land and a title, which was the rest of the annoyance. This then led to a bit of a rebellion that resulted in him stepping down from the throne.
(b) Munich downtown/English Garden
Down/old-town Munich is pretty cute and quaint.
 |
| brightly colored houses! |
 |
| I enjoy the patterning (paint? Wallpaper?) on this tower thing |
 |
| Whatever it is, it dates back to 1264. |
We ate at
Augustiner am Platzl on Saturday, since the
Hofbräuhaus was packed to the brim, including the only group of mustachioed lederhosen-wearing men I saw the whole time (who also happened to be in an oompa-oompa-band) and a lot of people singing
"In München steht ein Hofbräuhaus,
eins, zwei, (words I don't remember)"
[Here's a
short video of someone walking into/through the place].
The food at Augustiner was tasty. The place was super busy, including a table of stereotypically loud and clueless-sounding American teenage boys nearby. Unlike Zum Dürnbräu, the waitresses all had the same sort of black dirndl, which I later learned is sold as a sort of uniform.
The Rathaus/town hall is cute and famous for the figurines that come out and (barely) move when the clock chimes (certain hours?):
Downtown-ish Munich misc sights:
 |
| i have no idea what this rock and waves have to do with landlocked Munich |
This was sort of around the corner from the 'New' Rathaus.
 |
| approaching military monument and yellow church |
Turns out, one does not see monuments to military victories in Germany....ever. Outside of the still-standing WWII-era WWI monuments (drumming up nationalism). Munich has a pretty big monument. Don't remember for what particular military kerfuffle.
 |
| What military monumnet is complete without lion statues? |
Adjacent to this monument is an
astonishingly yellow church:
 |
| Theatine Church |
And some strange wall decorations when you duck into a nearby courtyard (I think this was somehow part of the Residence):
 |
| walking into some random courtyard, saw this: faux columns. I thought it was cute. |
 |
| Also part of the residence courtyards: random historical murals. This about something from 1155. |
 |
| I have no idea what this was about. |
(c) English Garden
A large and rather prominent thing in Munich to go look at. The ground was wet and mushy; it had snowed and sort of melted that morning.
You can kind of see how went the path is by how shiny it looks (it's just dirt, so its shininess is a reflection of how much water hasn't been absorbed or evaporated off of it).
 |
| nice stream |
The stream led to a nice waterfall; the 'famous' waterfall where people go surfing was in the other direction, and I didn't feel like more muck-trudging to go find it.
 |
| waterfall for nice stream |
There was also a "chinese tower". I found it a bit anti-climactic:
 |
| 'Chinese tower' |
(d) Deutsches Museum
I'm not sure what the theme of this museum was. Mostly (out of date) technology. It had some cute maps/globes, reallllly old astrolabes, watches, etc.
But, it is "probably the most safe place in Munich!" (not sure why, or why you'd advertise that...)
En route to Deutsches Museum, we got yet more snow:
Also very strong wind. Wind + snow -- yielded a bike coated in snow on one side and not the other:
 |
| snow-bike. Snike? |
We had a super long wait in a huge line to get in. Upshot: found waldo.
 |
| find him yet? |
View of said line from inside and above:
 |
| grrrr |
The kicker was that once you got inside the museum itself, there were
more lines, separate from the big snakey line outside, at which you could buy tickets. Grrrr.
The Museum had a barometer:
House rules specifically forbid you from posting pictures from the museum on the internet. So, to be nice, I am omitting said pics (sadly).
What's a (bavarian) museum without a statue of God chilling in the coatroom?:
 |
| Ok. One museum pic. Technically in the cloak room, so I figure it's fair game. |
Have a view of Munich (from the museum window):
 |
| sorry for the glare |
After the museum, we killed some time waiting for the various restaurants nearby to open up. Ended up at this
Austrian place that had good reviews. It was delicious:
 |
| yum Austrian food. |
The following ad is kind of sad/amusing. Munich (and Germany) is trying to get people to wear helmets when they bike.
 |
| A hole in my head looks embarrassing! I wear a helmet. |
[So, I
did end up getting a dirndl. Not sure when I will wear it exactly, but it looks enough like a 'normal' dress, that I may just wear (pieces of it) this summer when the weather's better :) ].