Nearing 4 weeks in Copenhagen

The weather has turned quite cold, here (down to -8 and -10C during the day). Homeless people dying in Poland and Ukraine, and Heathrow canceled a ton of flights last Sunday. It snowed Sunday and Monday. Here's the view out my office window (from Monday):

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I did go do something touristy last Sunday, but it was a bit hampered by the cold. Turns out, -8C and windy is not good weather to go explore something that's sort of mainly outdoors/something to look at. Christiania. Interesting place. The ''Green Light District'' was some incredibly blatant/straightforward, calm...well. Selling of wares that would be illegal other places besides Amsterdam. No picture-taking allowed, so I can only tell you that it was interesting, and that the internet has sufficiently many pictures to entertain. This was next to where I entered.

So, rather than continue on about touristy things, I'll tell you about odds and ends of living abroad/in Copenhagen.

1. Immigration:  On the surface, it seems like Denmark is better to its immigrants than Germany. There are free Danish classes for foreigners, e.g.  Everyone speaks English, which makes it easy/not stressful at all to order food or buy groceries or anything like that.  What I was told is that Denmark likes its foreign visitors, who are guaranteed to leave after a limited time. To actually immigrate, however, there's some weird points system for becoming a citizen. Lots of points for going to an Ivy League school or a Scandinavian school, etc. They also don't like allowing in spouses of Danish citizens when the spouse is less than 28. Supposedly to block arranged marriages (is this an oblique reference to Islam? I don't know). My impression is that Germany likes to pretend that it has no foreigners. 


2. Currency: All kroner (Danish, Swedish and Norwegian) are seriously devalued. 5 Danish kroner per USD, but it costs 50 Danish kroner (crowns) for a half liter of beer, 100 dkk (Danish crowns) for a winter hat, 300-1500 dkk for shoes, etc. That is, the buying power is not reflected by the ratio to USD or euro. As a result, the lower level coins have been disappearing. There are no coins for anything less than half a crown. I saw a sign by a train station advertising the halting of use of the .25 dkk coins (or, that's the gist I got; it was in Danish).
   
   The result?  Rounding. Their stores have the same deceptive prices as in the states (albeit, they all include tax). E.g. Yogurt for 13,95 dkk.  So, what happens if your bill totals to something like xxx.65 dkk?  Or xxxx.14 dkk? Rounding, up and down, to the nearest coin in use. It makes sense. And would also never fly in Germany. Makes me think of how nice it would be to not have pennies. :)



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3. Bikes: It is pretty exhilarating to be in a town with bike traffic. Bike traffic lights, bike lanes, and cyclists that signal turns and stops (which they have to, otherwise there would be accidents, an no one wears a helmet). It's definitely more fun than normal traffic, and I haven't seen any traffic jams.


4. Bread: So far, not impressed by Danish bread. Much more pricey than what I expect of European bread (compared to Germany and France), and overall underwhelming. However, interesting side-note:  The import of the merchant Sephardic Jews to Denmark in the 1600s brought with them their baking habits, including covering their breads with poppy seeds. The hebrew word for these yielded the word in Danish, which is now commonly used to refer to (any) roll -- birkes.


5. Canada Goose coats: This is sort of random, but it seems like the next big thing in coats (at least here) is the brand Canada Goose. These suckers run about $600 USD (in the states) in my experience, and are Arctic-expedition levels of warm. I've seen at least 50 people here wearing them. I tend to see 5-10 people in them every time I walk around for any extended period of time. Not sure why, as we're not living in particularly arctic conditions. Maybe it's a status symbol. 


6. Recycling?: So, Germany recycles some crazy amount of their waste, 85% or such. Here? I have seen the occasional glass-recycling bin, and plastic bottle collectors at the grocery store, but overall, I'm told they don't recycle here, they incinerate, and use it to heat the place.


7. Heating: On the topic of heating -- all the buildings (so says the apartment rental guy) plug into the same central boiler system. I imagine there's some redundancy to protect against things going wrong, and to keep anyone trying to fix it from suffering 600C steam burns, but I find that pretty interesting.


8. Danish: About as crazy as English, with a worse number system. :) Here's some Danish that helps you get by:  
• Biograff = movie theater (don't ask me, I didn't do it) :) 
• Smørebrod = ''traditional Danish food''. Don't bother. Go find yourself some of the super-dense schwarzbrot in the store, cover it with mayoand a piece of breaded fish, voila. ;) 
• Tak = thanks
• Unskyld = Excuse me 
• Bøf = steak, oksekød = beef 
• Kylling = chicken 
• Skinke = ham, Swinekød = pork 
• kød = meat (said ~ ''cool'')
• dag = day (Said the same way, roughly).  Tirsdag, Ondag, Torsdag, Fredag, Lørdag, Sondag. Only weird one is the name for Saturday. It's comes from a word for washing/doing laundry. So, Saturday = laundry day. 

The worst part is that they have the same greetings as English. So, if someone says Hi/Hello/Hey, it does not mean that they will assume the conversation will continue in English instead of Danish. At least with German, I can hear the difference between ''Hallo'' and "Hello".

I was asked pretty recently if I miss anything from the states. Outside of the obvious (friends, affordable alcohol), yeah. Since I'm on a roll with lists, here's another:

1. Netflix. Man. I miss being able to just put something on, of my choice. Don't get me wrong, I've been pretty impressed so far with the frequency of decent movies on the Danish television, although it's hard to figure out what'll be playing as they translate most of the titles into Danish. E.g. tonight, they're showing ''Slothed og Fordom'', an ''Amerikanisk romantisk drama fra 2005''. Stumped? Here's a hint: it stars Keira Knightly and was written by Jane Austen. Also, there's the daily showing of ''Venner''(friends) and ''Greys hvide verden''(Greys Anatomy).


2. Cheap, good coffee. Even in Berlin, I could get an espresso for a euro. Here, I'm lucky to pay 4 USD. 20dkk (and that's a deal!).


3. Customer Service. Man. Something happened, my internet's out. There's no company for me to harass, so I have to wait for the apartment rental agency to harass them. However, they both keep limited hours (9-4pm, at best), which is shocking. that is, there is no one for me to call at 6pm or on the weekend to say ''Hey, my internet's out. Please fix it''. 


4. Craigslist. Not for now, but the future. It just doesn't exist over here. Why? What do people do with their old stuff? Burn it for fuel? 

I also kind of miss Americans. I find Scandinavians (and Germans) pretty reserved. I was talking to a guy about this, and he said the Netherlands are worse, that you wouldn't talk to someone unless you knew them since elementary school. Bleah.

On the practical front, I think I have a place to live for March, and theoretically, April onwards (well, I put down a deposit, so I ought to). I am resigned for now to pay out my teeth, especially as there is no Craigslist with which to cheaply furnish a place, so I would have to factor in the cost of furniture when thinking about renting, on top of the actual cost of rent/utilities (and probably also courtage/provisions/i.e. commission fees for the realtors).

The ''lakes'' (glorified moats/puddles or maybe dammed up canals) have frozen over. I walked by about sunset the other day (before the complete freeze) and took some pictures:

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They have swans:

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Copenhagen, after 2(.5) weeks.

I feel I owe at least two posts at this point, and I should probably write at least one before this gets away from me :). This will be mainly pictures, and I will endeavor to provide a bit more content soon.

The weather has gotten quite cold here. It was -8ºC a few minutes ago, and between -5ºC and -7ºC all day. Despite that, I still biked in this morning. I am inching closer to breaking down and giving up my spare kidney for proper gloves and maybe a better coat.

Recent good news: my diploma arrived in Germany on February 1st, so no one can argue with me whether or not I have a Ph.D. any more. :)

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Walking around Copenhagen in the cold -- the canals freeze and thaw (you'll notice, perhaps, lumps on the water? Those are rocks people threw from the bridge.):

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A view alongside a bridge across the canal, heading towards the university area:

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The birds walking on the ice and swimming in the water:

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This past weekend's touristy excursions were:

1. Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek (regularly 75 dkk, but free on Sundays!)
2. Kastellet (part of fortifications of Copenhagen from the 1600's)
3. Lille Havfru (the little mermaid statue)

Around the corner from the museum is the town hall:

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1. Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek (New Carlsberg Egyptian Museum)
The view as you walk up:

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A note: this is adjacent to Tivoli, which is (sadly) closed while I'm here, so I won't get to see it. It does make sense for it to be closed during winter, with the outdoor rides. The story is that Walt Disney got inspired by it to make his own amusement park. Also, after Michael Jackson visited, he offered to buy it.

If you don't know, I'm a big fan of ancient Egyptian/Greek/Roman/Etruscan/Babylonian/Assyrian stuff. That's what I tend to go look for when I get to a museum. And that was (most of) this museum.

The museum had a winter garden. Not a garden full of things that do well in the winter, but a garden where the climate is relatively constant inside and you can visit in the winter.

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Egyptian and antiquities museum. Including some Assyrian (Babylonian?) stuff, such as this:

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Nearby was also the following lion. It was one of several animals there from a large gate.The gate (the smaller of a pair of gates) is on display in Berlin, at the Pergamon .

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One really nice thing about the museum is that they're conducting research (in combination with the university and some other institutes) on detecting the original coloration of ancient statuary. This uses some combination of UV-light exposure and other techniques. They then made a mold of the original and displayed it with the recovered colors.

Here's a good example, original on left and 'restored' model on the right:

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And another, this time of Caligula:

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The museum also had some Etruscan grave/tomb paintings, which is something I hadn't seen before:

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Here is the side of a Roman sarcophagus:

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I would hazard a guess that these mummies come from Ptolemaic Egypt. There was an interesting blend of cultures at that time. I will just pass on what wikipedia has to say:

``Ptolemaic Egypt began when Ptolemy I Soter invaded Egypt and declared himself Pharaoh of Egypt in 305 BC and ended with the death of queen Cleopatra VII of Egypt and the Roman conquest in 30 BC. The Ptolemaic Kingdom was a powerful Hellenistic state, extending from southern Syria in the east, to Cyrene to the west, and south to the frontier with Nubia. Alexandria became the capital city and a center of Greek culture and trade. To gain recognition by the native Egyptian populace, they named themselves as the successors to the Pharaohs. The later Ptolemies took on Egyptian traditions, had themselves portrayed on public monuments in Egyptian style and dress, and participated in Egyptian religious life.''

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2. Kastellet If you've looked at a map of Copenhagen, maybe you've noticed the star-shaped piece of land. That's what I headed for, and it turned out to be an ancient fortification.

Größere Kartenansicht

I have to say, picking something that looks weird on the map and walking towards it sometimes works out. Ah, also: Kirkegård=cemetary. Kind of a weird thing to have as a last name.


Another wikipedia quote:  

``Kastellet, located in Copenhagen, Denmark is one of the best preserved fortifications in Northern Europe. It is constructed in the form of a pentagram with bastions at its corners. Kastellet was continuous with the ring of bastioned ramparts which used to encircle Copenhagen but of which only the ramparts themselves Christianshavn remain today.''

Here's a cool map of the thing, as you walk in.

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I entered along the bridge in the south and exited north. It's still used by the military, apparently, but open for people to walk around in, and I saw several people jogging along the ramparts. It was quite cold out, but I'm glad I went. It was pretty neat.

View inside:

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Some views from the ramparts. You can kind of see the star-shaped ness of the ramparts.


A requisite cannon (no ancient military fortification is complete without one):

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And of course, a moat. Also, a view of the north bridge.

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3. The Little Mermaid. People keep saying how disappointing the statue is. I say, you have to just tack it onto a trip to the Kastellet, or maybe the King's garden and Kastellet, then swing by the statue. Going all the way out there *just* for the statue might not be worth it.

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There she is, pretty as a postcard:

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Around the corner are some funky buildings:

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I liked the mix of old and new architecture. I'm sure some of it was due to the money you'd need to build around the harbor area, but the new buildings around there were new and nice to look at, which I appreciated.

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I will finish with a lovely view at sunset around the corner from where I live:

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After 1 week in Copenhagen

Time elapsed: 1 week
Time remaining: 5 weeks

So, what's life like after a week in Copenhagen? Honestly, still surreal. I'm very happy to be here. I don't know how you could look around at this place and not be happy. It's very beautiful.

Also, the streets are exceedingly clean. Add to that the flat fronts of the brightly colored buildings, and it feels like something out of a movie set,like I'll round a corner to Gene Kelly dancing towards me. Seriously:

I mean, sure, there's stuff that's hard. Grocery shopping is it's own special puzzle (had to go to four different stores to find salt, e.g.). I keep getting lost on my bike ride home. I miss my friends, especially when I see places and things I think they'd like. There's still a pile of stuff to fix and work out with respect to moving to Hamburg, hindered by bureaucracy and German technical jargon.

 This week's grocery finds: bread (for < $7USD/loaf), peanut butter and coarse salt:

I'm settling in to the math department here, and am really looking forward to helping out with their grad student seminar, which is being run on the stuff I work on.


The math department owns a fleet of bikes which it loans out to guests, so I am borrowing a bike. This saves me the trouble of buying my own, since they're pretty indispensable here. I'd say it takes me ~ the same amount of time to get to the uni by bike or by bus, and it's really very nice by bike. I cross a canal, and get to see ducks and those weird birds with white feet.

However, I managed to get lost two days in a row on the way home (by bike), Wednesday quite epically, in part because my landmark for getting home was the Strøget (roughly ''Stroy" (as in ''destroy'')+"ya" (yum without the m)'), which was not labeled on the tourist maps that you will see around the city. It had gotten very cold and I couldn't quite feel my hands by the time I made it home---my winter gloves are thin leather lined with thinner cashmere.

Tuesday, I made it out to Studenterhuset (a student space/bar) for the weekly free swing dance night. The music was a bit older and overall faster than my usual taste, and the crowd showed amazing energy and endurance. Especially as I'd peg the median age somewhere in the early/mid-30's with a standard deviation of about 8 and a roughly normal distribution. I still felt pretty exhausted by the move, and cut out ''early'' (11pm).

Sometime during the week, I discovered that the television in the apartment (a sleek, decently sized flatscreen, placed below an ikea futuristic wall shelf full of antique Danish-history books, had quite a few channels, including 4 of the German standards (Das Erste, ZDF, RTL and NDR). RTL hosts ''Wer wird Millionär?" which I find both entertaining and educational, and I caught a 2hr special of it Friday. Also, TV with commercials in a language you don't know is less annoying.

Friday was also remarkable for the clearing of clouds:

Saturday, I made it to Pauldan Bogcafe, which had been a book store and print shop and had an explosive thrown into it during WWII because of stuff that had been put in the window in protest (of the Nazi regime). Post-war, it's been rebuilt as a chic cafe (and bookstore). I sat there for several hours and did some work, including resubmitting my paper and working on the next.

I've decided that I should try to do (at least) one ''touristy'' thing per week(end). This weekend I picked the Danish Jewish Museum, which is housed in the King of Denmark's former boathouse, with interior designed by Libeskind.

Heading towards said museum:









The thing on the right is the national museum.

Canal by the palace:

Palace:(Christiansborg Slot)

King's Library:

The Danes have an interesting history regarding Jews in their country. When the sephardic Jew(ish merchants) were having troubles in Portugal (1600s), the King of Denmark invited them over, with the aim of expanding his country's trade and trades.

Speeding forward to WWII, Denmark has been lauded for saving its Jewish citizens. Between 400 and 800 Jews went to the Theresienstadt concentration camp, with only ~50 dying, and 7000-7550 were aided in escaping to Sweden. The government of Denmark was able to get a promise that they would not be moved to the camps in Germany (which I think made it easier for the Danes to further intercede on their behalf).

I also walked around and took pictures before settling in to Cafe Retro, the very hip coffee shop nearest me. I think at least 5 different languages were being spoken in there today (Danish, French, Spanish, English, Norwegian? (I knew it was Scandinavian, not Danish)) [Edit: I also heard something that could have been Russian/Polish/Ukrainian]. The prices are decent, and it's non-profit, which is interesting. Despite being open quite late, and being a coffee shop + bar, all noise dies down by about midnight.

I am amazed that I can be in the center of town and yet it is so quiet. I am sure some of this is due to good construction (brick with brick insulation, faced with more brick?).

To further illustrate how centrally located I am, here are some things that are within spitting distance:

• The King's library.  
• National Museum 
• The Ruins of (the two) previous castles under the current castle
• ThorvaldsensMuseum
• Jewish Museum
• Egyptian Musuem/ Ny Carlsberg Glyptoteket
• Strøget

Here, have a nice picture I took of the plaza around the corner. That's the ''stork fountain'' in the middle: 

Days 0 and 1 to Copenhagen

Yesterday, I took the train from Berlin to Hamburg and Hamburg to Copenhagen. I was going to stop in Hamburg and look at an apartment that I am likely to sublet for the month of March (through a friend of a friend), but due to some problems, our train took ~ 4 hrs instead of 1hr 40min to get to Hamburg, which meant I had only enough time to fill out some paperwork with Deutsche Bahn to get some kind of refund, buy some food, and get on the next train. 

The train to Copenhagen was delightfully punctual, by contrast. The fastest train (which I was on) takes 4 hrs and 45 minutes. Also! It boards a ferry. The train. And then picks up again on the other side. You're required to get off the train during transit, so I went up and bought a bottle of water and a Rittersport with chocolate over a butter biscuit.

Random fact: This route between Hamburg and Copenhagen is called the Vögelfluglinie, i.e. the train line that goes as the bird flies. I know this because I've been watching ''Wer wird Millionär?"(German version of ''Who wants to be a Millionaire?")

I brought maybe 70% of my belongings with me and left the rest with my friend in Berlin who I was staying with and who has graciously agreed to let me store the rest.

As a result, I had my pack (this sort of thing)with some things strapped to it, my 24'' suitcase at maybe 60lbs, and my carryon bag also at max capacity. I'm sure I was a bit of a sight, and was definitely glad at what help I got entering and exiting various trains. I did not have the foresight to take a picture, but I promise one when I go to Hamburg. You can then all marvel at my packmule-ishness. 

I kind of regretted my packing decisions when I reached my friend Daniela's apartment (I stayed with her last night, and got my apartment here today). It's on the 4th floor OG., i.e. above the ground level. If you start counting at 1 instead of 0, then it's the 5th floor.  That was…well. I earned the chocolate I ate earlier :). 

I made it today in to the department, met people, got various keys, and my office. I include a picture of my view. My office number is 3.14. :) 

I would say today is honestly the first day it has really sunk in that I've moved to Europe, during my walk to the grocery store. 

I actually had a sort of surreal, magical walk to the store. En route, I crossed a plaza, near the Strøget, which is major pedestrian-only shopping area in the city center. I live around the corner. There was a group of musicians, with keyboard and violin, playing a waltz (and quite well). I took a little video to prove that I'm not making this up. :) I expected to see tango dancers materializing from thin air, but no such luck. 

The streets are so quaint and clean. It's hard for me to tell which are pedestrian-only, since the sidewalks and streets blend together. There are probably signs, which I don't understand. 

In other news, my stovetop appears to be broken. I ventured out to a different store (a Netto, this time) to grab some rapeseed oil so that I could bake dinner instead of frying it, as the oven works. 

For shopping and generally getting around, knowing German helps out.

Examples: 

Danish:  Torsk German: Dorsch (English: Cod) 

Danish:  Grønkål German: Grünkohl (English?: it's like very young, very curly kale?)

Danish: Rosenkål German: Rosenkohl (English: Brussel Sprouts)

Danish: Blomkål German: Blumenkohl (English: Cauliflower)

Danish:  Ingefær German: Ingwer (English: Ginger)

I've included a picture. This all ran me about 250 dkk, which is a bit less than 50 USD (conversion is about 5.5 dkk to 1 USD, 7.5 dkk to 1 euro). What I got: 

Müsli (750g)

Bag of apples

Bag of frozen Grünkohl

4 frozen Cod fillets 

500 g Brussel sprouts 

Ginger

2kg Yoghurt

1 dozen eggs

1kg rice (could only find parboiled)

lemon juice 

1 head of Broccoli 

~400kg dried chickpeas

lotion

I did feel kind of like I am some how research the lives of Homo Europeans or such with my logging and cataloging-type photo. I remember seeing a picture (probably in National Geographic) of the week's worth of groceries for families of different countries and different sizes, and how much it cost, and thought it was pretty neat.

[A few Copenhagen pictures, and the aforementioned movie.]

Europe: the Move, part 1

[Fore-note1: Lacking any current and awesome pictures, I will include a mural from Berlin from this summer

Fore-note 2: I debated whether people might be interested in this, the sort of ''behind the scenes'' stuff about the move, and figured I'd write it and see. Also, Megan said she'd read it ;)]
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People keep asking me if I am excited.

Mostly, I worry.  I try to remind myself, though, of what I've already accomplished and the good things going on. 

• Have a job, or, will, in March. 
• Living in foreign countries. 
• Learning a foreign language. (No offense to the Danes, but I think I'll stick to German for now. )
• I have a local (German) bank account and cell phone. 
• I found someone to take over the lease to my apartment in Urbana (no meager feat)
• My worldly possessions are reduced to about 250 pounds of assorted stuff. 
• Schlepped said stuff across the ocean at very reasonable cost.
• Will have a nice place to live and math to do for 1.5 months, in Copenhagen, before Hamburg. That is, I will not be homeless or burning through all of my money before I even begin to work. 
• Have an appointment with the people who will give me my residence&work permit. 
• The people who grant residence&work permits speak/read/write English.
• I have made contact with some people about health insurance. 
• I have figured out which neighborhoods I'd like to live in, what websites to search, and what search criteria to use, and with the results made a spreadsheet to work off of. 

On to the stuff that is (somewhat quietly) freaking me out. The most prominent are 

(1) Finding a place to live in Hamburg 

(2) Getting health insurance 

(3) getting (1) and (2) so that I can get a residence&work permit on March 6th. 

I think I will tackle some of my troubles with housing and leave the health insurance debacle for another time. 

First, a word on the general state of the housing market in Hamburg. 

There were protests in October about the crazy rent increases. There is a severe shortage of housing. I read somewhere that it's in the top 4 highest-rent cities in Germany. 

I've found, I think, every website I could be searching for an apartment or a room (i.e. shared flat) on, and have subscribed to their emails where they send me daily the new ads that fit my search criteria. Great, ok. I have also touched base with the university's new group dedicated to ''housing for international guests'', which apparently I qualify as. 

Based on what I've seen, I will probably not get away with paying less than 500 euro rent pre-utilities, which can be ~ 720 euro after utilities, etc. My friend pays 330 euro pre-utilities in Berlin for a place that's nicer and bigger than any place I have any hope of renting in Hamburg for less than 575. 

To be fair, if I were willing to live >10km away from the uni, I could get cheaper rent. 

Various hurdles/concerns to do with the apartment-search:

Fees:  Most of the places are rented through a firm, and there are non-negligable fees, at 2.83 times the ''cold rent'' (pre-utilities cost, or base rent), >= 1700 euros (current conversion is about 1.3 euros/dollar).  

Deposit: To be expected, but is ~3x the ''cold rent'', so >= 1500 euros. 

Viewings: If you're lucky, there is a viewing date set in the ad, and you can make it. 

If you're not, you email them (and don't hear back or call them and leave a message on their voicemail. When they accumulate enough interested parties, they set a viewing date and time. I'm guessing this is random, or maximizing annoyance for the average interested party. 

Language: I guess this is obvious that it would be easier if I knew more German, and knew the German renting-phrases. Esp. as I need to leave voicemail. Here are some examples.

"n-Zimmer Wohnung": Ok, wohnung is apartment. In the states, n would be the number of bedrooms. Here, it's the number of rooms that are not (a) a kitchen, (b) a bathroom or (c) a hallway. 

"Miete zzgl NK" , despite what google translate tells you, is ''cold rent'', i.e. rent before heating/utilities 

NK=Nebenkosten = utilities, sometimes includes heat

"Nachtspeicherheizung", literally translates as "Night"+"storage"+"heating". What's that about? Why, of course they must mean *electric heat*. Which, by the way, is rather undesireable, being significantly more expensive than central/gas heat. 

EBK = Einbaukuche = '''built in kitchen''. This can mean sink+stovetop, or that plus any combination of the following: oven, fridge+freezer, dishwasher.

That is, there are places that have...maybe a sink? This blew my mind. 

For the interested, my search criteria: 

Min size (Min Große):  40 m^2  (~ 300 ft^2)

Min # ''Rooms'' (Min # Zimmer): 2        (e.g. bedroom + living/dining-room)

Max. Rent (euros):  500 (or, more recently, 550) 

Neighborhoods:  near the university (i.e. within a 6km circle), not in the red-light/former-red-light/punk areas. [Eimsbüttel, Eppendorf, Hoeheluft (Ost & West), Winterhude, Harvesthude, Lokstedt, some of Barmbek] 

Day 5: Day at sea, and end of the voyage

This last day is another day at sea. It's been turbulent again, as we head back to Galveston. The boat swaying noticeably back and forth. This morning I had part 2 of the gym class, which was nice, esp as I only ate a pear prior instead of a whole breakfast (lesson learned). 

There's been a lot of dead time today. I passed some of it finishing up the day 4 log and sorting pictures. 

Had a sit-down lunch, which put me and my dad at a table with 3 other groups of people. That was nice. Got to meet new people, talk about what everyone does. Also had a good view of the water at the same time. 

I was supposed to go to a yoga class, but mis-remembered the time (was off by half an hour) and subsequently missed out. 

Post-dinner show. Due to the choppiness today, they'd had a pre-show meeting to discuss whether they wanted to shorten the show, remove some props, or such, in the interest of the dancers' safety. They opted to go ahead as planned, which is pretty incredible. 2/3 of the dancers are women, dancing on heels,  this ship is moving *and* the stage is moving as well. The theme was ''Big Easy'', which also included a Mardi Gras portion, which is a bit weird to have 2 days before christmas. Song snippets included '''I put a spell on you'', ''Superstition'', 'Use Me'' , ''Black Coffee'', ''At Last'', ''Knock on wood'', ''Basin Street'' and plenty others. The sets and costumes were really good. I wonder how many times they repeat each show. That is, I assume they clean up the ship when we dock and load it up again, and so on, so the question is how many cruise trips get the same acts. It also makes me think that guys who are dancers are (still) very much rarer than girls. The girls were all very young, 20's, and the 4-5 guys were in a broader range. So, people who plan on having kids: if you have a son, and he can dance, and wants to be a professional dancer, maybe you should encourage him to do that. :) It's more feasible than a girl wanting to be a ballerina, in terms of likelihood of success. 

General post-cruise commentary:

• It's probably good that they didn't have an option for unlimited drinks. Then there would not just be children underfoot, but stumbling drunks. (Remember, 1/3 of the ship is children) 

• Relatedly, I think I figured out the cheapest way one could get quite drunk on this ship. Not that I wanted to, but I noticed a weird price discrepancy. They had a sushi stand for 3 of the nights, open a bit before and after the early seating dinner.  The guy was just making little plates of the same 3 sushi rolls over and over. There was also a sign advertising sake for sale, which I think people rarely take advantage of, despite being ~the same price as an espresso for a cup (for comparison, the cheapest other drink I saw around was a $4.50 mimosa special this morning, and after that, the prices went $6.75, 7.50, 8.75), *and* they sell the bottles of sake as well, for what I would roughly expect to pay at a liquor store, $12. 

• If I had designed the ship, I would have put in some quiet places. I was clearly not the only person trying to find a quiet place on ship to hang out at various points in the day. The deck tends to be covered with dancing/eating/drinking/loud music, although the side decks can be a bit more muted. It was generally very windy, though, on the deck. Inside the ship, there really wasn't anything. They have something they call a ''library'' in its name, which has some seating and a wall of various board games, but was always closed for some private function. They have a cafe, but it's in a hallway between one of the rooms where the kids' camps were held and the bar/casino area. Even the ''internet cafe'' is a hallway, between  a bar and a dining room, and not cafe-like at all. 

• The food is overall quite nice. Good variety, well-cooked. And you can get espresso (for free :) ) with dessert, which is nice. 

• The shows and music were nice. Most of the live music was at times where I was eating or sleeping or otherwise occupied, but I caught snippets here and there, e.g. ''Moondance'' before dinner tonight.  One time I walked past karaoke and the guy singing sounded *exactly* like the guy who originally sang whatever the song was he was singing (quite impressive). Another karaoke hour was overrun with kids (I'm guessing this was a kids' camp activity?), and that was much less enjoyable.

• I don't understand the people who didn't do any excursions at all. They just stayed on ship the whole time. How did they not go stir crazy? (see: lots of dead time) I have trouble believing they spent the whole time eating and drinking (even though that *is* possible to do here). Our first night we had dinner companions, and they said they would stay on ship, that they were scared of Mexico, and would instead spend their money on spa treatments.

• I bet if they had something like a red box for movie rentals (and a dvd player in each room), that would go over well. Sometimes when I walked past rooms, I could see people watching movies on their laptops. Maybe the cost of putting in dvd players would cancel out the potential profits.  I guess they already offer a few pay-per-view movies. 

• The pools were really small. The only swimming I did was in Cozumel. Part of this was because the pools were thick with small children, and also because I tend not to just sit in water and chill out when I swim. The pools are surrounded by chairs that all face said pools, which is a bit weird, although I imagine it's designed with families in mind. Ma & Pa sit back and drink their drink served in a disco ball (I saw one) or a coconut or a tiki head and watch junior splash around with friends (when junior is not in kids' camp). 

• There are constant photo-ops. Starting shortly before dinner, in the area you have to walk through to get to one of the two main dining rooms, there is a row of maybe 5-7 photo stations with cheesy backdrops (no obligation to buy, they print them up at the end of every day, and you only pay for ones you are interested in). Similar thing when you walk off the boat. They have people dressed like pirates or natives or mexican dancers, and wave you over to take a photo. People walk around during dinner to take your photo. It's a bit much. Also, it wasn't until tonight that I saw any of the places with props/outfits to dress up in. I think they'd get a lot more activity if there was more of that. 

• The waiters and staff as a whole are nice and helpful. I think after 5 days that the trip is wearing on them a bit. I noticed one of the evening waiters flitting about when I was eating breakfast. If they all work all three shifts, man. I hope they get paid well, and buy good shoes. 

• Some things I think they should sell but they don't:
• ear plugs (snoring relatives, anyone?)
• Cough drops (travel and sick people go together)
• bobby pins/hair bands/hair clips/combs
• post cards of the ports we pulled in to (maybe they were just out. They had Key West and Belize, and then random pictures of Carnival ships) 

All right. That's all for now, folks. I'll turn in soon, and then start the delightful debarkation process tomorrow. The weather in Galveston is ~20ºF less than out here, which will be a bit of a shock, I'm sure. 

Day 4: Cozumel, Mexico.

<b>On the difference between Cozumel and Progreso:</b>

Progreso has a very small port area, with maybe 6 or so shops,including the duty free shop, and one open-air bar that has an associated cart selling beer, water and the like to people lounging around. The prices in Progreso were better, and the people seemed less strained. Also, the excursions were mostly either (1) go see awesome ruins or (2) Go to a beach. I forgot to mention that Merida (where our guide was from) has ~5,000 Americans living there, mainly retirees. 

Cozumel has everything that one thinks tourists want, making it a bit theme-park ish, even before you get to ''Discover Mexico''. This includes groups of people dressed up like Mariachis or like Mayans, calling to the tourists to have a photo-op. I climbed up some steps and looked behind the wall, for a view of lush tropical plants and several run-down, abandoned-looking buildings, maybe 20 feet behind the clean and bright port area. On our bus ride to Discover Mexico, we saw more run down and abandoned buildings. I am guessing that Cozumel has felt our economic slump as well.

First part of excursion -- Discover Mexico: an intro to Mexican art and history, complete with scale replicas of some of the more famous temples. There was a virgin of Guadalupe made entirely out of (loose!) sand (and protected very carefully by a glass case), some Dia de Los Muertos art , and even a rooster made entirely out of dried chile peppers. 

Miscellaneous stuff I learned about Mexico: 

Pre-Spanish: The Mayan culture was huge. We have something like 300 remaining temples of theirs. They Olmecs, who were adjacent and also built pyramids, were a much smaller civilization, and we have only 40 or so temples of theirs now.  The Aztecs originally lived up north, in the drier, mountainous dessert region, and after the dream one of their leaders had about the eagle holding a snake atop of a cactus, they walked south. For years. Until they found it, and settled in what is now Mexico City. 

The Spaniards kicked butt, in no small part due to their ''bio-warfare'' of European diseases,  except against the Aztecs. The Aztecs were known to be awesome warriors, stronger (and taller!) than the other tribes around. The Spaniards had to band with the other tribes to beat them, then (in classic conquerer style) conveniently forgot all promises made to said tribes and just enslaved everyone. For 300 years. 

Mexico city started off on a small island in the middle of a lake. The Aztecs built and built, slowly sort of covering up the lake, venice-style. The Spaniards who first saw it wrote back home about how it was like a dream, they couldn't believe this existed. Despite these reports, post-conquest they promptly knocked everything down and built their own stuff on top. In what is perhaps poetic justice, one of the first things they built is one of the buildings in Mexico city that is sinking (see: built atop a lake), and lopsided, tower-of-Pisa style. 

For those of you who've been to Mexico City, feel free to add your commentary about the place. I've never been, but it sounds interesting. They of course did not mention the smog, but did mention the 30 million residents, and how it is the largest city in the world. 

Post- independence, the States came in and went to take the capital. The first big palace-like building they saw they set out to take. However, it was just a (military) school for teens. One of the kids, when they could see that they were losing, wrapped himself in their flag and threw himself off the wall (seeking to save/protect/guard it).  Polk was the president, and he said, look. I'll give you 10 million dollars, and you'll give me a ton of land. So, we acquired California, Texas, New Mexico and Arizona, without relocating the then-residents, which is how we have such old settlements in the southwest. 

After us, the French tried to take over Mexico too, but were beaten off. This is what Cinco de Mayo celebrates.

After our extended history lesson, we headed to Chankanaab Park. We went snorkeling, which was a great way to cool down. The weather felt perfect after that (and prior it had felt a bit too warm and humid. There was a whole page of dolphin-themed excursions in our packet, and this was the location for those. So, we could see people riding with dolphins and feeding dolphins, slightly offshore. There was also a really nice sea lion show. They explained the difference between sea lions and seals: Seals use their back end for propulsion, whereas sea lions can ''walk'' on all fours. Also, sea lions have external ears, while seals do not. I can sea why you'd train a sea lion instead of a seal. The sea lions clapped and ''walked'' on their front flippers with their tails/rear in the air (looked kind of like a person walking on their hands), and some jumping through hoops. 

We had quesadillas and margaritas for lunch and headed back to port, where I nosed around and my dad went back to his room. I ended up getting a beaded necklace at Los Cinco Soles. 

Dinner brought another waiter dance-number. I am including a pic to prove that they did in fact dance on the tables :). 

I skipped out on the after-dinner show, so that's about it for my fourth day. Day 5 is at sea, so I'll probably make one more log after this for this trip. 

Day 3: Progreso, Yucatan, Mexico.

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Fancy dinner on day 2 was quite good. I give them an A+ for the lobster tail. About an hour in, the Maître d' had our waiters all line up and (try) to sing ''That's Amore!" At 8:30pm there was a nice after-dinner show in a theater-type room. It included people singing and dancing routines to ''One night in Bangkok" and one of the songs from Merry Poppins, and lasted a bit over an hour. 

I'd left the door to the balcony open last night, which let in the sounds of the ocean. Also, the eventual sounds of seagulls and of us pulling in to port, which was at about 5:30 am. We officially got up at 6:15am, to get to the 6:30 breakfast so that we'd have plenty of time to get down to the 0th floor and off the boat to our excursion. Ended up finishing eating at 7am, so I've learned my lesson with respect to timing. 

So, Progreso. First, Progreso is in the Yucatan. The source of the name ''Yucatan'', our guide told us, is that the Spaniards asked the Maya what the name of this place was, and they said ''I don't understand you'', but in Maya, which sounds like ''Yucatan''. 

We took a nice bus ride to the ruins at Dzibilchaltun, which means the place with the flat, written-on stones. All of the signs are tri-lingual, reflecting the general bi-lingualness of the Yucatan: 50% of the people speak both Maya and Spanish. The English is, of course, for the tourists. The going entrance rates are pretty atrocious. For ~$20 less than the listed entrance cost, I saw the ruins and then had a nice buffet later followed by a horse/charro show interspersed with dancers. 

Anyway, ruins. Apparently used to be stuccoed and then painted bright red. Time (and post-conquest neglect) wore these away and all we have left is limestone. This is an archaeological site, part of which was dug up in 1950 and the rest in the 90's. Part of why the buildings are large is that they are built on earlier settlements. The archaeologists left kind of a  cut-out of one part to show this. Also, the height and sheer amount of rock helps to cool the interiors. The base rock in the region is limestone, which acts like a sponge and soaks up all the water. So, they have no rivers, but they do have underground rivers and sinkholes (a sinkhole is a ''cenote''); the Maya settlements were all built by such things, so that they would have a fresh source of water. Underneath one of the buildings/steps a burial was found. They knew it was someone of an upper caste because of the shape of his skull --- the higher-class would take two planks and bind them to their children's heads from 2-3 days after birth for the next several years. This gave them a distinctly different appearance, like a cone-head. 

I climbed atop the pyramid we had access to. It was maybe 2-3 stories tall. The building that was first to be excavated turned out to be an astrological observation center, which they didn't realize for ~20 years -- until someone in '69 was around on the equinox and noticed that the sun rose exactly behind the thing, shining through the doorway. The closest (temporally) full moon will do the same thing as well. Pretty cool. 

There's also a church, built by the Spaniards. They liked to settle in already-established population centers, and forcibly convert the populace. They would use stones from the existing structures to build things, so the structures we saw are very-rebuilt by the archaeologists. 

After Dzibilchaltun, we went to ''Tierra Bonita'' Ranch, for a delicious buffet. In this region, food is served with a salsa like pico de gallo as well as a sauce that's ~100% habañero. I braved the heat and made myself little corn-tortilla, chicken tacos and put some sauce on as well. We also got a margarita with lunch, which was potent and delicious. 

As part of the dancing and horse/charro-show, I learned that Vera Cruz was (the?) first Spanish settlement, so their ''traditional'' garb is basically old Spanish dress, done in native colors.  We were shown a traditional dance from there as well as Jalisco, which is the source of Tequila and some other standardly Mexican things. The Charros(Mexican cowboys) were good, and generally markedly short. They could lean over (in the saddle) and pick their dropped ropes off the ground. 

Dinner was nice. Perhaps the smallest turkey dinner plate I've ever seen, but very nice. I appreciate portions designed around the format of the meal, which is starter-main-dessert here. Dessert was a very nice tiramisu and some espresso. All of this was followed by our waiters getting up on the wait stands and dancing to 'Low' by Flo-rida.  Despite the espresso, I am still exhausted. 

Day 2 of Carnival Cruise (to Progresso and Cozumel)

Today started off with a triple wake-up call at 7am. Apparently my three attempts to request a wake-up call all worked. Well, better safe than sorry. We stumbled upstairs to have an early breakfast buffet. I had scrambled eggs, potatoes, some fruit and some yogurt. My dad went for the made-to-order omelet station, which I may try in the future, although not tomorrow (because we have to leave ship by 8am). I wanted to eat so early to be able to both eat and work out in the morning. At 9 I had the class I signed up for. Body Sculpt Bootcamp, or something like that. It was a pretty intense hour. 4 exercises with 5 sets, of 16,14,10,8 and 6 repetitions. Anything would seem hard at that rate, probably, and I was glad I hadn't grabbed anything higher than a 12lb hand weight. I also was amused that the guys leading the class told the ladies with the 5lb weights to go grab 8lb weights (Well, we were supposed to have one light one and one heavier one). The rapid lifting was punctuated by running laps around the ship's track. It had rained briefly that morning on our way back from breakfast, and the track was a little slick. 

It was quite turbulent yesterday; one of my classmates said that a veteran cruise-goer had said it was the most turbulent he'd ever felt on any cruise. I'm guessing this is related to the winds blowing out of the Gulf to turn the snow in the southwest to rain by the time it hits the east coast -- we have a giant TV on the outdoor deck (I really do mean giant. Projector sized. They should have perhaps considered using a projector instead, as their TV has seen better days -- there are some dead pixels). Anyway, the TV told me that the interstate from Albuquerque, NM to the Texas border had been closed due to crazy snow. Made me enjoy my 77ºF/25ºC.

This class I took got me a $30 credit towards a massage, so I'd booked one to follow the workout. I have actually had a fair share of massages in my life, and this was the best I'd ever had, hands down. Given by a 4ft tall Philippine woman named ''Rio Joy'', which was perhaps the perfect name for a cruise ship masseuse. She used bamboo dowels and applied a ton of pressure, which was awesome. The dowels were bizarre, but I appreciate that people look for things to massage with besides just their hands to save themselves from early carpal tunnel syndrome.  She then tried to sell me on some bogus healthcare products supposed to melt away cellulite, the spiel for which I endured with my skeptical look, nodding politely. The claim that one needs a massage every 2-4 days earned her a higher eyebrow.  

Then, lunch! I have decided that the people who do the mains are not the same as the people who do the appetizers and desserts, as both sit-down meals I've eaten so far have had good start & finish and kind of 'eh, ok' mains. 

I sat outside a bit in the shade, which took some work to find.  I was pretty tired, so I broke down and bought a double espresso. Sadly, both places selling such are adjacent to large swaths of people, one by the kids-camp area, which is where I was. The included picture is of where I sat and drank my espresso, ''Vienna Cafe''. For the Illinois/Midwesterners, this region of the ship reminds me a bit of ''City Museum'' in St. Louis, complete with an ''arcade cave'' and something like the circus school. 

Then, a chill few more hours until Fancy Dinner. Tonight there's a dress code for dining, so no jeans and sandals for me. 

Tomorrow -- shore! Land! Horses! (We're going to some ruins, a horse show and a buffet as our excursion). Pictures will probably be limited right now due to wireless cost and shrinking space on my laptop. 

On a boat; Carnival Cruise (to Progresso and Cozumel) day 1

We drove 4 hours this morning to get from Austin to Galveston. It does bug me a bit to rent a car and promptly drive it somewhere and park it. Eh. Turns out it was the most economical way.

However, economy and cruises certainly do not go hand in hand. Dear me. Everything is astonishingly expensive and very little feels included. Sure, we have a bed in a room that by Cabinn Scandinavia's standards feels like a presidential suite (read: a bit cramped with the two twins, couch, and walk of shelves/cabinets). Using said hotel as a reference, the ship's bathroom is probably at least 3x the size of the bathroom at Cabinn.  I wonder what Scandinavian Cruise Ships are like. 

Getting on the ship is somewhat similar to getting onto a plane, except both more and less annoying. You can bring non-water and non-alcohol on (i.e. shampoo), there don't seem to be size limits on luggage. But there is a similar rigamarole in checking in and going through security. 

Once on board, the sheer size and population of this floating hotel-boat was a bit much. It felt very crowded, and my patience was thin. We ate lunch one deck below our room, and I discovered that the watered-down drip (''normal'') coffee is free, but the real stuff goes for semi-standard prices ($2 for an espresso). Waiters flit around, trying to get you to buy overpriced drinks. A woman near us asked them if they sold bracelets (i.e. for unlimited alcohol). Nope. 

Our timing was awkward and we ended up sitting in the room and waiting for the announcement for our safety briefing. Think: ship-is-sinking drill. After this exciting exercise----really: we had to walk down the 6 flights of stairs, and decided to walk back up as well, which really winded my dad---well, after this I ran some errands, mainly finding the gym (sweet location, lots of windows, includes a dry sauna). We had a sit-down dinner which was well enough. I had escargot as my starter. As others have said before me, anything drowned in butter and garlic is delicious. There was a pork steak for the main and a nice gateau for dessert, which included both cherries and ``kirschwasser'' (is this a type of alcohol? If not, it's amusing since it just means ''cherry water'' in German). Over dinner, we learned that the boat has ~3000 guests, and 1000 of those are children. Our dinner companions (we were seated at a 4-seater table with another group of 2 people) were complaining about the sheer number of kids on the boat and said there weren't as many kids on Royal Caribbean. 

Post-dinner involved some discussion of excursions -- so, the boat will pull into two ports. Progresso and Cozumel. Which gives 2 chances for us to spend large amounts of cash. Cozumel is clearly the more touristy of the two. Progresso has a lot of crazy old Mayan ruins and Cozumel has (wait for it--) Discover Mexico! A Mexico ``theme park'', including some informational videos and ''amazing replicas of some of Mexico's most important landmarks, buildings and archeological sites''. I read this as ``We acknowledge that (real) Mexico is dangerous, and are giving you a disney-fied version''.  We decided on an outing for Progresso, but couldn't make a definitive choice about Cozumel, so I bought tickets for Progresso. We (technically) have two days to stew over it.